We are back for the geriatric episode of 80! Post-pandemic summer is crazy and honestly we feel fucking psychotic coo coo crazy nutzoid forever girl. There are parties to be had, there are galas to be planned, the night light in New York is exploding and we honestly feel tired. Life is a party and anal sex is the cocktail hour. Enjoy! 

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EP#80 - "Wet Hot Gay American Summer"

 Zack and Gabby are both energetic while also dragging their dusty bones on the floor. The world is topsy turvy now that we are vaxxed the absolute hell up. Join us as we update you on our experiences with guys, men and even fellas.   

EP #79 - "I LIKE LIKE YOU"

Hello whores. It’s been a moment and time since we delivered you a fresh smoking hot ep of Unabashed Podcast. Gabby was being a national working girl and Zack was left at home. We are pumped and even jazzed to be back because we have so much to talk about. Hocus pixie, French films, being a nasty little sub and even a dom sometimes and most importantly... whatever happened to BRANDI?????

EP#78 - "What ever happened to Brandi?"

Wow, here we are at episode 77. Old as shit! Gabby and Zack are now officially fully vaxxed and ready to be whores on blast across this great nation. All 7 seas. Gabby is about to go on a work trip full of sexual possibilities and Zack has the whole place to himself to sex it up on every surface and location in our apartment. What will happen? Looks like you’ll just have to keep listening to find out!!!

EP#77 - "Put that in your pipe and fucking SMOKE IT"

This episode Gabby and Zack actually come to terms with the fact that we are WAY too messy with what we say on the pod. See,  we think this podcast is like a personal journal, like the ones with pink fur and a digital security code... turns out anyone can simply click and listen... okaaaaay AWKWARD! 

EP#76 - "BOYS BOYS BOYS"

Hi hello and even how are you, bitch!!!! We are back after a short respite because Gabby went to Miami, unabashed. Putting those antibodies to work, freelance of course. On this week's episode we catch up and we catch up BIG time. We talk who we're crushing on, which as you know... it's always a mystery. We also get to the bottom of big time business (Zack's potential STI).

EP #75 - "Clam Screen"

Okay listen here you little slugs. Gab and Zack are doms now. Not sexual doms but the kind that call you “a dirty little slug” and demand $100 dollars. We talk late stage quar, selling foot pictures for money to mystery men online, and whether or not we should just move to a cute little farm and live off fruit preserves. Lots to unpack today. Strap in and strap on because you know... we are doms now

Ep#74 - "Slug Whore Nobody Bitch"

First, let us apologize for skipping a week. It was Zack's birthday and we ate so many cupcakes we felt sick for days. It was definitely the cupcakes NOT the binge drinking. We hope everyone had a great Zack's Birthday, a national holiday, and we are back back back again. 

EP#73 - "It's Getting Gayer"

This week we drink one beet juice and get fucking wasted on it for some reason. We scream scream scream about a bunch of different stuff that we don't remember because like we mentioned, we were blacked out on beet juice.

EP#72 - "Juice Gets You High"

Hello our little kittens!!!!!!!! This week we chat about how Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and how we are 100% cannibals for that BODY. We've been cosplaying as a straight couple to keep our spirits high and honey... it's working. Listen up and listen NOW. 

EP#71 - "Pop Gay Culture Review"

Happy new ass year!!!!! Zack and Gabby are super super excited to announce that YES we will continue to supply you with this weekly episodic narrative that also acts as our personal audio diary. Once again... it's embarrassing when people listen to this and it DOES get us in trouble! Strap in and strap on because we are going OFFFFFFFFF this year! 

EP#70 - "Where is that hooker going?"

This week we are in a sexy little studio, chatting all things 69 sex whore slutty skank vibes. We are international and even national and even local whores and we love love love to tell you all the raunchy details. Happy Whoreadays!

EP#69 - "69!!!!!!!!!!!!"

On this week's episode we literally cannot remember what we even talked about. Okay VIBEEYYYYYYYYYY! Forgetting is the new remembering in a way that is chic and even designer. Throw out your Chanel. Throw our your Gucci wa wa. Purchase a big honkin' case of amnesia and HIT the runway my girl! 

Ep#68 - "Rock Solid Oil Money"

Our podcast is art. It's been in all the museums. When we speak it's considered an "exhibit". To prove it, Gabby's daughter will be named "Avant-Garde Jessica Bryan". We get to one singular segment this week because our weekly update is incredibly extensive, so if you're here for the DRAMA then this episode is for you! Also, we are gonna open a gym called "Whore Body". But that's beside the point. 

EP# 67 – Unprecedented Gay Ass Times

Romance is in the air and so is a dangerous infectious disease! This week we are getting ready for *second quarantine* and LOVING it. We're excited because we love it. Learn all the tips and tricks and even coping mechanisms for staying home... again! We'll be your covid officers this time around, thank you so much MA'AM.

EP #66 - "Rose are Red, You look Old"

Join two barely known career sluts Zack Signore and Gabby Bryan for an unabashed look at the world through their eyes. Recorded at a day-spa, these two are admittedly "not like other girls". Listen to them absolutely GUSH about everything from BOYS to red wine SANGRIA. Is this a podcast? Or simply just a sleep over? The answer is buried in an underground castle beneath a runway somewhere in Milan.

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