 Croncast - 2009-02-20.mp3 Show: #514 Length: 26:43 Size: 24.6 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Missed the Wednesday show Besty's been sick Must be the path Never buy rat poison, Gatorade and get a passport photo at same time It's no just my paranoia, I was followed home by a black mercedes Sure, Kris, they sent the SHE Squad after you Right after they finished shooting a show on Lifetime Bret Michaels mouth Yes, Betsy, the dogs mouth is cleaner and he eats his own poop Tags: Lifetime SHE Squad rat poison black mercedes Bret Michaels 

Croncast Season 11 | Life is Show Prep

Season 21 Ep 14: Rat Poison, SHE Squad, Followed Home

 Croncast - 2009-02-16.mp3 Show: #513 Length: 22:57 Size: 21.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by PodioBooks.com Gingerly I speak as Betsy does withdraw I had a dream about her using the patches as band aids Nicotine burn The smoking cessation has begun I've got the kids show notes are short You listen, you will know. Tags: smoking cessation nicotine patch middle finger missing meds 

Season 21 Ep 13: That Episode, Get the Patch, Expo Cubes

 Croncast - 2009-02-13.mp3 Show: #512 Length: 24:13 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I won't say the date A bit triscadecaphobic are we? As usual I know how this goes It's a big business day The cyclical nature of our moon phases matched with a Friday the ____ Happy Valentines Day Mr B I'm going to buy you a gross of coffee mugs with my face on them Great, I could sell them at Starbucks or a quarter WachterBach haul Sounds like a Worcester sauce Pfaltzgraff and a fancy brand called Kimberly-Clark Getting the freezer "I remember that like it was yesterday" That makes you old The recall feature to tell the stories properly Hercules came to me while I was sleeping The stories that people tell about their rescue animals What is going on with Facebook? Everyone is showing up All of your past infested lovers I can see my friend that is now on a mental sabbatical Tags: mental sabbatical moon phases triscadecaphobic wachterbach 

Season 21 Ep 12: Triscadecaphobic, Mental Sabbatical, Rescue Animals

 Croncast - 2009-02-11.mp3 Show: #511 Length: 33:56 Size: 31.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions Pick a post, any post to leave a comment You can leave a comment for our 2012 shows It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own Valentine's day is 3 days away Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive" You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway I read a thread Ping me when you're ready So you're reading this thread about CarMax Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car Saved by a bucket of chicken Selling a car privately Was much to worry about The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer It's the same person I've been to that garage sale The same Velma That would be Vonda CarMax gives you an appraisal So we go for it The Volvo will be sold Picking it up after detail The car knew The dash lit up with warnings 30 minutes later all good We decide to get both cars appraised Well, Kris' gift? The photo above says it all Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on Hit up the casino last week It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables? No oxygen tank Tags: Jaguar CarMax appraisal Kelly Blue Book Dave Ramsey 

Season 21 Ep 11: The Kitty's Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book

 Croncast - 2009-02-09.mp3 Show: #510 Length: 25:05 Size: 23.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions The show notes be short Jorge asks all night long where the 5'5 lady is She's 100 years old She gives me injections of insulin Twater Do you mean water? Twater OK Chingtao Following Betsy's car Getting smoke and coffee breath 25ft behind Tags: coffee breath Twater chinese joint insulin injections 

Season 21 Ep 10: Coffee Breath, 100 years old, Chingtao

 Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3 Show: #509 Length: 29:41 Size: 27.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I'm on the wellness train Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper Betsy's host read I didn't know that you background in radio? Your dating a of DJ I got this gig through FFA I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes Feta is for farmers Chemists making cheese I was the hottest chick in FFA They could break walnuts with their thighs You know, those girls They smelled like hog shit at school Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort What else are the going to do? It laid fallow long enough See you didn't get to do that They would have given you the bullhorn one morning Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one! Corn based economy Flat tire again Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake Better if it was a Croncast poster Join the department of health "You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com" We could find tons of new listeners Small town video store All the labels were black and white Quality of my relations was my credit Tags: goat cheese FFA wellness train cronast ads corn based economy 

Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces

 Croncast - 2009-02-04.mp3 Show: #508 Length: 23:57 Size: 22mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com No show notes, I'm sick I'm heading to bed Glad I built scheduled posting into this thing! Tags: kelly blue book dealership chipotle economy 

Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well

 Croncast - 2009-02-02.mp3 Show: #507 Length: 27:28 Size: 25.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Betsy starting her own line of manternity clothes You need to try harder baby I have never worn Old Spice But I keep looking over my shoulder for a sailor Tell us your thoughts on eliminating our car loan debt To do so properly get the skinny from the last 5 minutes of the show Tags: Lincoln Town Car Manternity dairysnake Old Spice Pirate 

Season 21 Ep 07: We've got three, Manternity clothes, Old Spice Pirate

 Croncast - 2009-01-28.mp3 Show: #506 Length: 28:45 Size: 26.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Dorothea's Song an audio book by author Ron Vitale Get the audio book and the PDF visit www.losoil.com Breaking down the banana seat bike Infinite blackness We're still married When I get nervous I get funny Much, much more on this episode Tags: banana seat awakening parsonage clever vocabulary irregardless 

Season 21 Ep 06: The Child's Strengths, Egg Nog Down, Banana Seat Dream

 Croncast - 2009-01-26.mp3 Show: #505 Length: 22:00 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Hair plugs for your dog He'll always look like a puppy Flint for sparking doberman jaws A grill for my dog with diamonds Add some flint too for sparks That would be hot Burglars like shiny stuff Made the water park trek Long way to Wisconsin birthday part Don't kiss my kids Or lick your face Bandanas in the pool Tags: water park doberman jaws sparking teeth Wisconsin birthday bandana 

Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill

 Croncast - 2009-01-21.mp3 Show: #504 Length: 24:07 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Of those last week and yore Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house The cold isn't bothering me So this was part of your master plan A cocoon of The North Face goodness All this little spoiled babies Kids why don't you go see your dad Shivering and grumping I eat like I'm a seal Get out, see some people Skinny folks listen up The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you The fat jokes are for me Fattitudes about the chunky Of course they're going to order the fries When I lost weight I felt like a spy Listening to people talk about the people It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist The size I come is thick I'm like a cylinder You could benefit from some manternity clothes My tummy isn't that protrusive With the beard I wouldn't be a venereal stimulate any longer Your mom probably called you that I caught from my Buick Someone was eating donuts in my car again It's a medical term Life Plan '09 Credit cards are all paid off Tags: the north face venereal stimulant manternity clothes life plan 

Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan

 Croncast - 2009-01-19.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Me and the man are calling it a guys night . . . no show notes None really needed because Besty is all Obama and I play devil's advocate I'll be sleeping in the shed Tags: Obama collector coins tiger stripes obama eve 

Season 21 Ep 03: Obama Eve, Tigers and Stripes, Funding Love

 Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing? You got me this Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale From hefty to hot Not hot in my heft? These are some things we need to discuss I checked out this cardigan Then I brought it home to you Then you put it on That was four months ago You haven't taken it off since It's my man cardigan I always wear my gear My wardrobe is devolving You are not hairy enough to pull off the look I know that i don't have enough hair This shirt comes in with built in boobies A flannel bra in my case might work Jammy bras The people want to hear about Oprah Sure they do You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio I could get a Kindle We drive to Harpo Studios Based on Grammy's address advice It's gonna cost to park here Too much snow this year Everyone's gone back to the old country It's 4:30 a.m. Where's Harpo Studios? Huh? Turns out we were 10 blocks off Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue I thought it was on south Michigan It's far away from where you are They don't put up with anything The Oprah rules Handheld facial scanners They make sure you can't get in again Drama just getting there The warm up chick shows up She's lame I could have killed it So I got the opporutnity to speak It was my shot to get my mom on the show I love this I made them go wild in warm up They brought me a boom mic Held by a girl named Boom Mic 4 minutes to show This woman in the front row starts puking Oprah went all diva after her first segment Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year? Damn! That reminds of me of my trip last month The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac Stuck in a snow drift Feeling dirty Why would you stalk a serial killer? You are so stupid sometimes, Kris What? You would have went with me if you knew No Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck Tags: Kindle Oprah show Harpo Studios Drew Peterson flannel bra Handheld facial scanner 

Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid

 Croncast - 2009-01-12.mp3 Show: #501 Length: 29:44 Size: 27.3mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Surprise! It's good to be back! Tags: iphone 8gb lennox plates fabulosity russian breadcrumbs bill collector Harpo 

Season 21 Ep 01: We're Back, Shaped Like Chickens, The Russian

 Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3 Show: #500 Length: 29:13 Size: 20.1mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Last time I have to listen to this! You know you like my voice, Baby I am surprised you are not crying It's like a Hallmark Holiday I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows Back in the day with the old gear Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work? Not really Transitioning into something new The new show is "Life in the Can" You can get the new shows at www.lifeinthecan.com Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008 We're excited about the new show It would be rad if you and I could work together Getting paid to do the shows would be great I went to Jeanie's house last night Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door No crumpled up High Life cans The Eden like backdrop Deer walked right up She had deer prints on her roof Training ground Santa's deer Getting them presents for the house Populating her yard with beasts Show up and build an Arc too Betsy "Noah" Smith I get wait to Zeus out there You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story The Improv dinner theater audition I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris What? Where the auditions were being held Ok Where was it? At Culver's Oh, Baby Did you get a milkshake afterward? Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant It proves you want it It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it I'm proud of you Most people wouldn't have gone What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night? Listening to open mic night stories We have no context for this How did it make you feel? Maybe she is a biker Going out on a high note Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive That would be funny No it's not Thanks for listening to everyone Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you We've had a great time doing the show The new show is, Life in the Can - www.lifeinthecan.com You just can't end it Mr B! Can you! Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus Thank you for letting us entertain you. Tags: iPhone Life in the Can LitC High Life Hallmark Holliday 

Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can

Rest in Peace Slowsky Godspeed the winner of your impending auction. Kris brings home another mouth to feed. Grandma pours a martini and nearly burns the house down, but that happens to everybody. Grandma's advice on dealing with the gypsy menace. Kris lives the life of a cellar dwellin' playboy.

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