 Croncast - 2009-02-11.mp3 Show: #511 Length: 33:56 Size: 31.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions Pick a post, any post to leave a comment You can leave a comment for our 2012 shows It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own Valentine's day is 3 days away Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive" You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway I read a thread Ping me when you're ready So you're reading this thread about CarMax Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car Saved by a bucket of chicken Selling a car privately Was much to worry about The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer It's the same person I've been to that garage sale The same Velma That would be Vonda CarMax gives you an appraisal So we go for it The Volvo will be sold Picking it up after detail The car knew The dash lit up with warnings 30 minutes later all good We decide to get both cars appraised Well, Kris' gift? The photo above says it all Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on Hit up the casino last week It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables? No oxygen tank Tags: Jaguar CarMax appraisal Kelly Blue Book Dave Ramsey 

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Season 21 Ep 11: The Kitty's Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book

 Croncast - 2009-02-09.mp3 Show: #510 Length: 25:05 Size: 23.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions The show notes be short Jorge asks all night long where the 5'5 lady is She's 100 years old She gives me injections of insulin Twater Do you mean water? Twater OK Chingtao Following Betsy's car Getting smoke and coffee breath 25ft behind Tags: coffee breath Twater chinese joint insulin injections 

Season 21 Ep 10: Coffee Breath, 100 years old, Chingtao

 Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3 Show: #509 Length: 29:41 Size: 27.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I'm on the wellness train Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper Betsy's host read I didn't know that you background in radio? Your dating a of DJ I got this gig through FFA I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes Feta is for farmers Chemists making cheese I was the hottest chick in FFA They could break walnuts with their thighs You know, those girls They smelled like hog shit at school Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort What else are the going to do? It laid fallow long enough See you didn't get to do that They would have given you the bullhorn one morning Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one! Corn based economy Flat tire again Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake Better if it was a Croncast poster Join the department of health "You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com" We could find tons of new listeners Small town video store All the labels were black and white Quality of my relations was my credit Tags: goat cheese FFA wellness train cronast ads corn based economy 

Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces

 Croncast - 2009-02-04.mp3 Show: #508 Length: 23:57 Size: 22mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com No show notes, I'm sick I'm heading to bed Glad I built scheduled posting into this thing! Tags: kelly blue book dealership chipotle economy 

Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well

 Croncast - 2009-02-02.mp3 Show: #507 Length: 27:28 Size: 25.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Betsy starting her own line of manternity clothes You need to try harder baby I have never worn Old Spice But I keep looking over my shoulder for a sailor Tell us your thoughts on eliminating our car loan debt To do so properly get the skinny from the last 5 minutes of the show Tags: Lincoln Town Car Manternity dairysnake Old Spice Pirate 

Season 21 Ep 07: We've got three, Manternity clothes, Old Spice Pirate

 Croncast - 2009-01-28.mp3 Show: #506 Length: 28:45 Size: 26.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Dorothea's Song an audio book by author Ron Vitale Get the audio book and the PDF visit www.losoil.com Breaking down the banana seat bike Infinite blackness We're still married When I get nervous I get funny Much, much more on this episode Tags: banana seat awakening parsonage clever vocabulary irregardless 

Season 21 Ep 06: The Child's Strengths, Egg Nog Down, Banana Seat Dream

 Croncast - 2009-01-26.mp3 Show: #505 Length: 22:00 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Hair plugs for your dog He'll always look like a puppy Flint for sparking doberman jaws A grill for my dog with diamonds Add some flint too for sparks That would be hot Burglars like shiny stuff Made the water park trek Long way to Wisconsin birthday part Don't kiss my kids Or lick your face Bandanas in the pool Tags: water park doberman jaws sparking teeth Wisconsin birthday bandana 

Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill

 Croncast - 2009-01-21.mp3 Show: #504 Length: 24:07 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Of those last week and yore Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house The cold isn't bothering me So this was part of your master plan A cocoon of The North Face goodness All this little spoiled babies Kids why don't you go see your dad Shivering and grumping I eat like I'm a seal Get out, see some people Skinny folks listen up The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you The fat jokes are for me Fattitudes about the chunky Of course they're going to order the fries When I lost weight I felt like a spy Listening to people talk about the people It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist The size I come is thick I'm like a cylinder You could benefit from some manternity clothes My tummy isn't that protrusive With the beard I wouldn't be a venereal stimulate any longer Your mom probably called you that I caught from my Buick Someone was eating donuts in my car again It's a medical term Life Plan '09 Credit cards are all paid off Tags: the north face venereal stimulant manternity clothes life plan 

Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan

 Croncast - 2009-01-19.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Me and the man are calling it a guys night . . . no show notes None really needed because Besty is all Obama and I play devil's advocate I'll be sleeping in the shed Tags: Obama collector coins tiger stripes obama eve 

Season 21 Ep 03: Obama Eve, Tigers and Stripes, Funding Love

 Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing? You got me this Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale From hefty to hot Not hot in my heft? These are some things we need to discuss I checked out this cardigan Then I brought it home to you Then you put it on That was four months ago You haven't taken it off since It's my man cardigan I always wear my gear My wardrobe is devolving You are not hairy enough to pull off the look I know that i don't have enough hair This shirt comes in with built in boobies A flannel bra in my case might work Jammy bras The people want to hear about Oprah Sure they do You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio I could get a Kindle We drive to Harpo Studios Based on Grammy's address advice It's gonna cost to park here Too much snow this year Everyone's gone back to the old country It's 4:30 a.m. Where's Harpo Studios? Huh? Turns out we were 10 blocks off Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue I thought it was on south Michigan It's far away from where you are They don't put up with anything The Oprah rules Handheld facial scanners They make sure you can't get in again Drama just getting there The warm up chick shows up She's lame I could have killed it So I got the opporutnity to speak It was my shot to get my mom on the show I love this I made them go wild in warm up They brought me a boom mic Held by a girl named Boom Mic 4 minutes to show This woman in the front row starts puking Oprah went all diva after her first segment Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year? Damn! That reminds of me of my trip last month The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac Stuck in a snow drift Feeling dirty Why would you stalk a serial killer? You are so stupid sometimes, Kris What? You would have went with me if you knew No Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck Tags: Kindle Oprah show Harpo Studios Drew Peterson flannel bra Handheld facial scanner 

Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid

 Croncast - 2009-01-12.mp3 Show: #501 Length: 29:44 Size: 27.3mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Surprise! It's good to be back! Tags: iphone 8gb lennox plates fabulosity russian breadcrumbs bill collector Harpo 

Season 21 Ep 01: We're Back, Shaped Like Chickens, The Russian

 Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3 Show: #500 Length: 29:13 Size: 20.1mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Last time I have to listen to this! You know you like my voice, Baby I am surprised you are not crying It's like a Hallmark Holiday I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows Back in the day with the old gear Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work? Not really Transitioning into something new The new show is "Life in the Can" You can get the new shows at www.lifeinthecan.com Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008 We're excited about the new show It would be rad if you and I could work together Getting paid to do the shows would be great I went to Jeanie's house last night Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door No crumpled up High Life cans The Eden like backdrop Deer walked right up She had deer prints on her roof Training ground Santa's deer Getting them presents for the house Populating her yard with beasts Show up and build an Arc too Betsy "Noah" Smith I get wait to Zeus out there You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story The Improv dinner theater audition I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris What? Where the auditions were being held Ok Where was it? At Culver's Oh, Baby Did you get a milkshake afterward? Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant It proves you want it It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it I'm proud of you Most people wouldn't have gone What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night? Listening to open mic night stories We have no context for this How did it make you feel? Maybe she is a biker Going out on a high note Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive That would be funny No it's not Thanks for listening to everyone Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you We've had a great time doing the show The new show is, Life in the Can - www.lifeinthecan.com You just can't end it Mr B! Can you! Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus Thank you for letting us entertain you. Tags: iPhone Life in the Can LitC High Life Hallmark Holliday 

Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can

 Croncast - 2008-06-16.mp3 Show: #499 Length: 22:52 Size: 15.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Keep the Archive Alive goes on $25 of support gets you 2 DVD's with the full archive mailed to your door Drop that Archive Support at the site in any one of the banners It is all about the Interwaves The photo montage of the father's day trip are up Look in the blog for the story Soften up the crow's feet Geez, that bag, what is she 33? I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater The afternoon jamboree Much like licking a toilet "Cousin Kris!" The first Casey's we stop at Hey, I know you No, I didn't know her name instantly Hoping for it fire into my brain Turns out to be cousin X She's of the normal branch But the odds of that Not that great Running into someone buying smokes I just don't want to get there I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75 Never thought we would make it Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up It is an area of decay Dilapidated nothingness If you were a pizza deliver guy you would deliver to houses with siding The rest are wrapped in Tyvek It looks like depression We tried the town route Elliot is asking why it is abandoned Yelling why doesn't it look like home Two taglines "For Rent" "Rent to Own" You wouldn't let me take the best photo It was the award winning shot It was beautiful The transient neighbor In a wife beater, smoking a cigarrete, talking on his phone in a NASCAR painters cap And . . . And . . . his white wolf dog on the steps Nothing is level there I fell down 77 times Growing oriental poppies Couldn't believe it Save me from this And you walked away Everyone walked away to leave me there The scary compound The old ass car wasn't as bad Always had the perspective that there was someplace else I needed to be Tags: white wolf chevrolet graveyard interwaves abandoned small town 

Season 20 Ep 24: Cousin Kris, Painters Cap, Nothing Is Level

 Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3 Show: #498 Length: 25:41 Size: 17.6mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today! Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive We Jen upheaved and happy at work Here's a podcast hug for you You can't miss the banner It's another Friday the 13th show I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it Many, many things are going wrong today How can you be freaked out about today? Yesterday should have done it for you Glad to be getting to the expert level I didn't say it like that Oh, really Well, I don't know Let me ask Betsy That should be my motto The common sense psychic He told you it was Father's Day this weekend Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs Keeping it as a secret Having a surprise party Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts I knew we were being invited to a jamboree Waldorf salad vs. apple salad Some might say they are the same Like the hotel? They wouldn't think hotel I gotta be nice You can do that, you know Improv Not sure you can pull it off Raised in a hamster cage Not sure the kids can pull it off Elliot might not be able to get passed grams smoking in the backyard Don't get uppity, you're ignorant It's pronounced "ig-nernt" You shouldn't talk about that What is your practice face? You are a sad, sad human being Making a new dessert - cotton candy salad Did you try that new spicy chicken sandwich at Wednesday? Diet and the correlation between behavior Doctors can't fully help you Why? They have businesses to run It is the truth They are just people who need jobs He'll eat it, it has apples in it Tags: apple salad common sense cotton candy salad squirrel nest 

Season 20 Ep 23: Cotton Candy Salad, Keep the Archive Alive

 Croncast - 2008-06-11.mp3 Show: #497 Length: 29:51 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes What was that? Keep the Archive Alive? Yes, it was Support future listeners and the new show by sending support How? The banner above Let's keep it trucking along by supporting the past That is, the past, for the future Tags: show name sad portraits grandma's glamour hard and shiny 

Season 20 Ep 22: Sunny World, Community Improv, Archive Alive

Kris tells of his years growing up in the pit of demolition derbies and county fairs and what to do when you see your childhood friend jerk off on the front porch surrounded by chickens. Kris meets Geraldo. Betsy finds a deaf/blind/incontinent mouth to feed. Do you really have to name a deaf dog?

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